Thursday, October 26, 2006

But what about your court, and all this pageantry?

Because I have friends in high places (the Writers’ Guild of America), I managed to snag an invitation to a private screening of Sofia Coppola’s new movie “Marie Antoinette.” The “Lost in Translation” director’s punk-rock take on the life of France’s last queen features Kirsten Dunst in the title role and miles of sumptuous fabric. It is visually decadent but otherwise unremarkable.

The film follows the young royal from her seemingly idyllic life as a daughter of Austria’s Hapsburg dynasty through a long bumpy journey to France where she is introduced to her intended, the future French King Louis XVI and to the uncomfortably regimented life of the French court at Versailles.

To mitigate her imprisonment and her husband’s sexual indifference to her, Marie Antoinette indulges in fanciful frocks, perpetual partying and lots and lots of dessert. Meanwhile the French masses are quietly starving. It is only when a peasant mob threatens to storm Versailles that the Queen is roused from her self-imposed intellectual exile.

The movie ends as the King and Queen are being taken away from Versailles to be imprisoned while the Revolutionaries debate their fate and that of the French Monarchy. It ends just as Marie Antoinette is about to become a historically significant and, in truth, interesting character.

The question-and-answer session with the actors that followed the screening left more of an impression than the movie itself.

The moderator was a film critic from “US Weekly” magazine. She introduced the Q & A by announcing how thrilled she was to have been asked to host, since she absolutely loved the movie.

There was a pause before the diminutive Dunst came bounding down the side alley announcing that “Jason [Schwartzman, her costar and Coppola’s cousin] is in the bathroom.”

They decided to start without him, which seemed like the right thing to do until it became apparent that neither Ms. Dunst nor the moderator had charisma enough to carry the event on their own. After a few awkward exchanges, Ms. Dunst admited defeat. “Where’s Jason?” she pleaded, “I’ve never done this without him.”

Thankfully it wasn't long before Mr. Schwartzman appeared, professing his embarrassment at having been caught in the men’s room. From that point, he took the reigns and at least made an attempt to be both clever and funny, though not often successfully.

Mr. Schwartzman explained that Ms. Coppola decided to cut the movie off where she did because she did not want to tell the Marie Antoinette story that everyone would recognize. She wanted to tell the tale of a young girl thrown into a situation for which she was not prepared. Early on, the director had planned to take the story all the way to its gory conclusion. But she decided that the film would have been too long unless she left out much of the meat from the Queen’s earlier years.

Fair enough, but to me the film, as it is, is too long. Two hours is more than I want to spend watching a young girl oscillate between manic shopping and gambling and anguish over her husband’s failure to plant his royal seed.

The moderator sprinkled her questions with compliments and every other audience member who stood up to ask a question began by declaring that they loved the film. I was struck by this because, while it may have been mildly entertaining, I didn’t see anything to love in this film except, maybe, the soundtrack.

The second time an audience member remarked on Ms. Dunst’s strong performance, I began to wonder whether I was the only one who found her a little disappointing. I’ve always thought of Kirsten Dunst as a fine actor, but in this movie, I felt she sometimes sounded like a person reciting memorized lines rather than speaking with conviction. To be fair, a lot was asked of her since she is in almost every frame of the movie. And her wordless emotional scenes were convincing.

Near the end an audience member asked Ms. Dunst if she saw any parallels between her character’s experience and her own real life. Ms. Dunst answered that, like in Hollywood, there was a lot of gossip at Versailles, but that is where the similarities end.

“I can’t imagine what it would be like to be Queen,” she said.

Always a polite audience member, I had to stifle a laugh at this point. Putting aside the fact that, as an actor, to imagine what it was like to be Queen was precisely what she was charged with doing, I couldn’t accept that Ms. Dunst didn’t see any further similarities between her character and herself.

At that moment, her and Mr. Schwartzman’s “handlers,” standing off to one side, were signaling to the moderator that it was time to wrap things up. I’ve seen pictures in magazines of Ms. Dunst draped in gowns and jewels that cost more than most people’s annual salaries; I certainly could point out a few more similarities.

Though we espouse equality, we humans love to place other mere mortals above ourselves. Since we’ve dethroned almost all the world’s monarchs, we have only our celebrities to worship now.

That’s why Ms. Dunst is paid obscene amounts to do a job that most people would do just for the fun of it. The hoi polloi are taxed ten bucks a movie to support her lifestyle. We are told that it is because she possesses a unique talent, like a noble birth, and so deserves to be where we should never aspire to reach. She herself is told this, and she believes it because an audience full of journalists, courtesans by another name, pretends to love a completely forgettable film just to flatter her.

Coppola seems to want to tell us that it wasn’t Marie Antoinette’s fault that France went bankrupt; she was a regular girl, too wrapped up in her own problems to notice the difficulties her countrymen faced. When she did get wind of it, she was really quite saddened and even refrained from buying new diamonds. And she most definitely did not say, “Let them eat cake!” when told that the peasants had no bread.

This interpretation misses the point that if the Queen was ignorant, it was because she chose to be so. Had she cared to know how the peasants lived, she could have seen it. Certainly when she was imprisoned, and her life depended on it, she developed a keen interest in politics. Before then, she chose to stay isolated and insulated in all the comforts of Versailles. That alone was an offense.

The Q & A wrapped up and about half a dozen audience members hurried to the front seeking brushes with fame. Later, as they waited for me to come out of the restroom, my friends watched Ms. Dunst and crew walk past on their way out of the theater. The Chanel handbag she so casually carried could have paid someone’s rent or bought groceries for a family of four for a month.

Coppola film asks us to forgive the poor Queen in the same manner as we’re told that we should pity celebrities because they have to sign autographs and have their pictures taken everywhere they go. I, for one, have little sympathy for either.

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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Happy 300 Millionth, America. The More the Merrier?

A digital “clock” on the Census Bureau’s web site ticks up one number every 11 seconds. The nine-figure number represents the agency’s best guess at the number of people currently living in the United States. Taking into account that a child is born about every 7 seconds and someone dies every 13 seconds, and weighing other factors such as immigration and emigration, the government estimates the U.S. population currently stands at 299,988,650. Smarter people than me, or least people who have more time on their hands, have calculated that the number will reach 300 million early Tuesday morning Eastern Time.

Three hundred million is a nice, round number, though completely meaningless. The estimate is based on data from the 2000 census, and the census is accurate only to a point. Assuming that the experts aren’t way off base, the 300 millionth American may have been born last month, or he or she may cross the Rio Grande two weeks from now. It doesn’t really matter if the actual U.S. population is 290 million, 320 million or somewhere in between. The point is it’s a heck of a lot of people… and growing.

The U.S. population is growing faster than other industrialized nations. With birth rates hovering right around replacement levels (meaning the birth rate is about equal to the death rate), and tight immigration controls, most Western European countries’ populations are holding steady.

Right about here is where some American pundits launch into the familiar tirade against immigration.

Immigration accounts for 40 percent of U.S. population growth. The other 60 percent is attributed to children born in the country, and many of these are born to immigrant parents. In effect, immigration accounts for pretty much all of U.S. population growth.

I won't bother commenting on the common, and xenophobic, complaints about altering the nation’s cultural identity. But I can appreciate the concerns of those who fear the ecological consequences of all this growth. More people equal more pollution. And as more economic migrants move to the cities, more families will seek the space and quiet of suburbia. More wild places will be tamed into tidy subdivisions and paved over with cul-de-sacs. In other words, more of nature will be given over to suburban sprawl.

I take a world view on this. Whether in the United States, in their countries of origin or elsewhere, people will be a tax on the environment. To argue for keeping them out of the United States on environmental grounds, is to argue that one patch of Earth is more sacred than another.

The government isn’t going to halt immigration any time soon. That’s because the economic benefits of this influx of human capital are clear. Germany and Japan face the threat that their populations could soon begin to decline, and the economic implications are dire. As their people age and retire, there will be too few working-age Germans and Japanese to support the pensioners. Meanwhile, the US economy continues to grow on the backs of immigrants, who are almost entirely of a working age.

The United States population is well over half that of all of the members of the European Union combined. But it is a dwarf beside China and India at 1.3 billion and 1.1 billion respectively. Even with an accelerating growth rate – the population is expected to reach 400 million in just 37 years – it will take quite some time for the United States to catch up to these two demographic goliaths. But there is one key area in which the United States beats China, India and the rest of the world: consumption.

The average American consumes 30 times as much energy each day as the average Indian, 13 times as much as the average Chinese and more than twice as much as the average Japanese. The United States consumes more oil, more electricity, more water, more paper and more metals than any other country.

A second ticker on the Census Bureau’s website tallies the population of the entire world. Currently it's just over 6.5 billion. With a little basic arithmetic, we can determine that Americans make up less than five percent of the world’s population. Basically one-twentieth of the world’s people consume a massive chuck of its resources, by some estimates 40 percent.

And that’s not all. Americans consume 60 percent of the world’s illegal drugs. They drink more coffee and eat more ice cream (and everything else) than any other nation. Americans take more dietary supplements than ever before. They produce nearly three-quarters of the planet’s toxic waste.

Besides the several cars in their driveways and rows of designer shoes in their closets, Americans have little to show for all their consumerism. The number of self-help tomes on bookstore shelves provides anecdotal evidence, but there is a growing stack scientific data confirming that happiness cannot be bought.

For more than two decades, the University of Michigan has been asking people all over the world how happy they are, on a scale of one to five. Happiologists consider Michigan’s “World Values Survey” to be the most reliable scientific narrative of global gladness.

I’m sure you’ve surmised that the United States does not top Michigan’s list of happiest countries. In 2002 the university released only the top five countries. The United States is nowhere on that short list. Given ten guesses, I doubt many people would guess that the country whose citizens described themselves as happiest is, in fact, Nigeria.

The CIA World Factbook reports Nigeria’s per capita GDP was $1400 in 2005, compared to a U.S. per capita GDP of $41,800. That means that for each person, Nigeria’s economy produced one-thirtieth the wealth created by the US economy. Sixty percent of Nigerians live below the official poverty level. Many Nigerians can’t afford multiple pairs of shoes, let alone Jimmy Choos. Yet Nigerians are happier than Americans.

Mexico ranks second on the happiest countries list, followed by Venezuela, El Salvador and Puerto Rico.

By just asking people whether they are happy, you run the risk of getting results skewed by individuals’ immediate moods and their cultural ideas about admitting or denying one’s happiness. So the survey goes a step further and asks each participant to think about his or her life as a whole and report his or her general satisfaction with it. Here Nigeria drops down to 19, but the United States is only four spots ahead of it at 15. At the top of the list are Puerto Rico, Mexico, Denmark, Colombia and Ireland.

All of the shopping on Madison Avenue and Rodeo Drive doesn’t appear able to raise America’s happiness quotient. Perhaps the answer is to reshape immigration policy to admit more people from the happiest countries.

That brings us back to the people who complain that there isn’t enough room in America for the next 100 million. To the extent that an increasing population puts a strain on resources, immigration may indeed be a serious problem, particularly if the new arrivals succeed in fully assimilating into American culture. That is, if they grow into AC-dependant, SUV-driving, mall-trolling, burger-chomping, big-gulping, garbage-producing couch potatoes.


sources:
Census Bureau population clock
World Values Survey
CIA Factbook on Nigeria
CIA Factbook on the United States
necessaryprose.com
thehappinessshow.com
biopsychiatry.com

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